HAVE YOU EVER........

CALLED YOUR CAR INSURANCE COMPANY  TO ASK WHY THE RATES WENT UP AT THE RENEWAL WHILE YOU ARE DRINKING A LATTE LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND DRIVING, BADLY?!

HAVE YOU EVER BELIEVED.........

IN SANTA CLAUS, THE EASTER BUNNY OR THE TOOTH FAIRY? FOR ME AS A KID IT WAS KIND OF SCARY. THINK ABOUT, IN SANTA'S CASE, A RANDOM STRANGER BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO EAT ALL YOUR COOKIES AND LEAVE YOU CRAPPY PRESENTS! NO THANKS

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN..........

A DEER DRINKING A BEER OR A DUCK SPENDING A BUCK? ME NEITHER BUT LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT.........

ABOUT THE STATE OF THE WORLD? WHY DO WE THINK THAT WE NEED GOODS OR SERVICES THAT ARE JUST A WASTE OF MONEY. WHAT HAPPENED TO CULTURE? IN OTHER AREAS OF THE WORLD IT IS THRIVING BUT IN THE U.S. IT CAN'T BE FOUND. NOT ONLY SHOULD WE CHERISH OUR CULTURES(WHATEVER THAT MAY MEAN TO YOU) BUT ALSO EACH OTHER. SO STOP SPENDING SENSELESSLY, SUPPORT EACH OTHERS VALUES AND BELIEFS AND GO FORTH AND LOVE!

GET UP!

DONT LET ANYBODY STOP YOU OR HOLD YOU DOWN. IF THEY TRY FIGHT HARDER! ALSO, DON'T HOLD ANYONE BACK OR PUT THEM DOWN, THOSE SAME PEOPLE COULD BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!

ICT (IMPROV COMEDY TROUPE)

We are starting a troupe in the southeast U.S. We will be performing on you tube and local venues in FL and GA. More info coming soon!

It's funny!

Have you ever noticed the funny sign side of things? My fiance is blessed with the voice of a songbird. She sings great and loves to do it. However, there is just one problem. Last week when I was listening to the bird I noticed she stays in key but has a half second delay! The words on the song come out and then a half second later here comes her voice! I thought I should start remixing the songs she loves to sing and slow them down but what if she is still a half second off?! If I did that the songs would be so slow you could count the syllables.